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You thought you were clever and painted a ouija board on your hard wood floors. One night while the roomba was on and cleaning your house, it summoned a demon
#writingprompts #writing

Some day computers will be small enough to fit in a single room in a typical house.

I honestly did my best to use Chrome for $work for quite a while (6-7 months maybe) since it is the "supported" browser and it kept sucking...
Last few days I've had to spray it with xkill once every couple of hours just so my laptop doesn't burst into flames and my graphical environment is actually responding to input.
I'm done... Setting up a work profile on FF again... Fuck Chrome!

i've always wondered how people steal passwords

we should ban tweezers

Next time you feel like respectfully disagreeing, try disrespectfully agreeing instead!

RT @gabsmashh@twitter.com

ladies, if a guy...
-remembers your birthday
-knows what you enjoy
-saves your pictures
-harvests your data
-keeps your passwords in plaintext

this guy is not your man.

this guy is mark zuckerberg.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gabsmashh/status/1

Светла Енчева - Това не е тяхната Нова Зеландия

Да го наричаме „безименен“, предложи новозеландската премиерка Джасинда Ардърн по адрес на стрелеца от Крайстчърч, убил 50 души и ранил десетки. В тази публикация няма да споменаваме нито неговото име, нито това на известния му „колега“ и вдъхновител от Норвегия.

Ардърн има право – именуването спомага за героизирането. А героизирането – за подражанието.

#мнение #Нова Зеландия

toest.bg/tova-ne-e-tyahnata-no

Just one of those days where life (or @_BigSmile_ more specifically) reminds me of @vanchizzle
facebook.com/NRKUnderholdning/

Give a person a program and frustrate them for a day.

Teach a person to program and frustrate them for a lifetime.

This world does not deserve @dvntownsend, but gladly the unfairness of the universe has given him to us!
youtube.com/watch?v=1n7uvokARQ

don't have enough HDMI cables? no problem, this cursed adapter allows you to use two RJ45 instead!

:drake_dislike: If people want to keep things safe and secure maybe they should just not do things which they wouldn't want other people to see so they don't have to worry
:drake_like: teaching people to secure their shit so they can do what the fuck they want

When you've all but pioneered a huge style of music centred around being mind numbingly complex, managing to sound contemporary to it 30 years later is hard… And they seem to be doing an awesome work at it while still being the daddies of prog.
youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGA

`копеле пребазирай произход господар`

I think @audible_com is trying to instill some ideas... 😆😆😆

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